To My Parents...

This post goes out to my parents. I always thought you were strict, and I'm sure I made your lives a living hell because of it.
But now, seeing the terrible things the parents of my peers have done, I thank you. Thank you for:

• Not imbuing me with racist ideals.


• Letting me choose my career without worry about extortion.


• Letting me stop going to church (albeit disappointedly) when it became apparent that doing so was belief based and not boredom based.


• And much, much, more (for three easy payments of just 6 years).