May 3, 2009

Belt

The foundation of any good wardrobe has to be the belt. Not only does it keep your pants up (which is an unfortunate problem still plaguing modern society), but a good belt also draws one of the few acceptable horizontal lines across the human figure. This, of course, should be a clean line - Texan-sized belt buckles should be regarded like our last Texan president, and likewise stay in Texas.
As a further note, if you're your responce response to this statement is that your pants don't have belt loops, then you should take this as a sign that you are not wearing the right kind of pants (the only exception being for women wearing dresses).

Good Belt
Good Belt
Great Belt
Bad Belt
Crazy-Bad Belt