i be crazy - w00t (Updated)

So I'm up here in Michigan (wow - ten hour drive), and maybe I've been away from women too long (winter break taking me away from my normal life) - but if you know and love ASCII, you have a good chance of being dead sexy in my book (though of course other things factor in).
UPDATE: Ok, ok, I originally spelled "here" as "hear". My apologies to the world. I'd also like to point out I got a hint accepted by macosxhints.com (the guy writes actually for MacWorld). Check it out (but please don't bash to old alias I posted under): http://www.macosxhints.com/article.php?story=20080103015704114