Username Guidelines

I am writing up these guidelines because I am fairly disturbed at the state of username etiquette on the WWW today...

1) The best usernames are real words or names.

2) Good usernames are like real words or names (i.e. hacker, license plate abbreviations).

3) Decent usernames contain significant numbers (i.e. a house number).

4) Horrible, awful, rotten, smelly-to-the-read usernames contain random numbers (i.e. numbers for the sake of creating an unused username).

Those are the guidelines - but you should treat them like rules!