Belt

The foundation of any good wardrobe has to be the belt. Not only does it keep your pants up (which is an unfortunate problem still plaguing modern society), but a good belt also draws one of the few acceptable horizontal lines across the human figure. This, of course, should be a clean line - Texan-sized belt buckles should be regarded like our last Texan president, and likewise stay in Texas.
As a further note, if you're your responce response to this statement is that your pants don't have belt loops, then you should take this as a sign that you are not wearing the right kind of pants (the only exception being for women wearing dresses).

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Acting Warmup

I am a mother pheasant plucker.
I pluck mother pheasants.
I am the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker,
to ever pluck a mother pheasant.

You Know You're Crazy When...

You start recognizing interesting hacks in your own framework.
(Either you get it or you don't.)

Let's Sue Congress

Is anyone else curious as to whether we can sue/prosecute Congress for all the crap they pull?
I'm thinking it could be the biggest class-action in all history (306 million +). I'm sure there are a boatload of thins to bring them up on - but I'd say the easiest thing to get them on is perjury (while it didn't stick, think Clinton - Q.E.D.). Though it seems these DC bastards are never accountable for the things they say, I say we can get them with their oath of office:

"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God." (↗)

Does anyone really think these guys "well and faithfully discharge" their duties? Let me at 'em - it would be hard to prove my point!